I am taking applications for an assistant.
The qualified person must be able to:
Go to bed late
Get up early
Get three kids up, fed, dressed and two off to school
Do same with husband
Must do laundry, dishes, floors and meals daily
Must run errands and answer never ending phone calls
Must be on call at all times
Must not expect a salary
Qualified person must start immediately so I can go back to bed with my box of Kleenex.
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